ur mom

hi im brooke and i watch a lot of netflix

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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stores and holidays
  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

cyndeequil:

"babe wake up we gotta watch yugioh"

vibruhtor:

thanks to all my mutuals who liked my selfie but didn’t reblog it! I didn’t realize the F in Friday stood for fake!

tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*