australiansanta:

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

(via officialwhitegirls)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(via officialwhitegirls)

(via cokeflow)

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

(via maliciousmelons)

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

(via officialwhitegirls)

stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

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(via hi)

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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(via 2014-blogger)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via radsanta)

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

thirstiest:

when mutuals with lots of followers reblog from you

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(via whoredinarygirl)

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

(via hi)

shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

(via croutoncat)

dw:

whites in the womb

dw:

whites in the womb

rubennfigueiredo:

Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most

(via shouldnt)