policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via hi)

to my followers…

v0dkathoughts:

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this could be us but you playin

(via taggedrne)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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(via telapathetic)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via taggedrne)

(via earthdad)

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

(via earthdad)

earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

(via moistbottom)

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

(via whoredinarygirl)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via panerasexual)

endourse:

Why ya tongue out

endourse:

Why ya tongue out

(via trouserweasel)

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

(via sniffing)

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(via shouldnt)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via instagrarn)

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via sniffing)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(via shouldnt)