omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy
This “Can We Guess Who You Are in 20 Questions” thing is bullshit.
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
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mango? why not womango? end sexism now
womango make me a sandwich :P
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
I hate this so much more than anything
a cinematic masterpiece
my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies
i put the :// in http://
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler
You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD